Make It Weird. Make It Very Weird.

Welcome, weirdiful people!

Say… remember back in the day when being called “weird” was the equivalent of social exile?

(Of course, that wasn’t the only label being bandied about at my school. “Weird” was definitely one of the, err, gentler terms.)

Fast forward to adulthood though, and it turns out, weird is not just a badge of honor; it’s the entire uniform. Gone are the days of blending into the background. Now, we aim to be the splash of neon in a sea of beige.

Let’s dive into why making life weird (very, very weird, indeed!) can be not just fun, but downright life-enhancing. It’s time to get weirdiful!

1. Weird Is a Conversation Starter

Ever notice how “normal” conversations can be as thrilling as watching paint dry? “Nice weather we’re having,” was the beginning of no interesting story, ever. But when you lead with, “I spent my weekend attending a virtual reality opera,” suddenly, you’re the most fascinating person in the room. Weird hobbies and interests aren’t just fun; they’re conversational gold.

2. Weird Friends Are the Best Friends

Let’s be real; weird attracts weird. And in the grand tapestry of life, these are the threads that add color and texture. Your weirdness will draw in others who share your love for the unconventional. These are the friends who will join you in midnight movie marathons of cult classics, dressed as the characters, of course.

3. Weird Boosts Creativity

Embracing your weirdness is like giving your creativity a gym membership. Suddenly, you’re flexing muscles you didn’t know you had, trying new things, and viewing the world through a kaleidoscope of possibilities. Who knew knitting sweaters for your plants could lead to an epiphany about your career path?

4. Weird Makes You Unforgettable

In a world where everyone is trying to out-perfect each other on social media, being unabashedly weird makes you stand out. You’re not just another face in the crowd; you’re the face wearing Groucho Marx glasses at a black-tie event. People remember the weird ones, often with a smile.

5. Weird Is Liberating

The greatest thing about embracing your weirdness? The freedom. The moment you stop trying to fit into a box is the moment you start living. You’ll find a weight lifted, one you probably didn’t even realize you were carrying. Plus, dancing in the rain in your underwear is the kind of liberation you just don’t get from following the crowd.

6. Weird Can Be Your Superpower

In the professional world, weird can be the differentiator that sets you apart. Think about it; in a stack of resumes, the one that includes “professional banana sculptor” is going to get a second look. Weirdness can be your unique selling proposition, showcasing your ability to think outside the box—way outside.

7. Weird Is a Happiness Magnet

Ultimately, weirdness leads to happiness. It’s about embracing who you are, quirks and all, and finding joy in the things that make you unique. When you live authentically, you attract genuine connections, experiences, and opportunities that resonate with your true self.

So, to all my fellow weirdos out there, I say: Crank up the weird. Make it weird. Make it verrrry weird.

Because if being normal means missing out on the richness of life that comes from embracing the odd, the quirky, and the downright bizarre, then who wants to be normal anyway?

Here’s to the weirdos—may we know them, may we be them, may we raise our weird little flags high and proud.